Hilarious holiday complaints-01

Lighten the mood, perhaps, with a selection of holiday complaints gleaned from the twitter account @HolidayComplain.

Complaints made by British travellers while abroad (I don't know if they were true, but if they were on Twitter they must be, no?):

• You said the town was next to a volcano, but we went and there was no lava. I'm pretty sure it was just a mountain.
• They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.
•  No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.
• The sand was too sandy.
• The miniature golf was too small.

Probert’s Twitter Dictionary For Aspiring Authors

Fellow author Ian Probert has a wicked sense of humour, as attested by his corpus of books (most of them are corpses, resting in peace, though a couple are on life-support and may make it yet...).

I'm featuring him as a blog guest shortly.

I reviewed his latest book here.

In the meantime, please consider popping over to his blog to savour his words.  You might like this post, for example:

https://ianprobertbooks.wordpress.com/2014/10/31/proberts-twitter-dictionary-for-aspiring-authors/