As today is the 400th anniversary of the death of Shakespeare, here is a science fiction offering that tackles the age-old conundrum concerning the provenance of the plays. Concluded tomorrow.
IF WE SHADOWS HAVE OFFENDED
Part 1 of 2
By
Nik Morton
UNITED NATIONS TIMEDOOR COMMITTEE
Manhattan Region
New York
James Zeigler
Esq.
1854
Clarendon
Flatbush
Brooklyn
NY May
2 2093
Sir,
Ref: STDG/1352/4/976/P
I have the
honor to inform you that your request of 7 March 2092 on Form TC30648P has been
approved by the Timedoor Committee. You are hereby requested to report to
Timedoor 7, on the corner of the Avenue of the Americas and 45th Street, at
1800 on the 12th inst.
Recommended
dress is attached at Annex A, together with a list of reputable agencies from
whom it should be possible to obtain the requisite clothing at a reasonable,
UN-fixed price.
You must be
prepared to sign the Official Secrets Codicil (Time Paradox Contingencies)
prior to your journey and agree to abide by the rules and regulations
stipulated at the attached Annex B.
It must be
stressed that should you interfere with any individual's behavior in the time
era selected for your research, your life will be forfeit (Human Rights Waiver
S34/2035).
You have
agreed to restrict yourself to only obtaining the research details laid down in
the Covenant you have already signed. Once these details have been ascertained,
you must return to this timeline immediately.
Full detailed
instructions will be communicated to you at the Timedoor.
I remain,
Yours
faithfully,
C H RONE
for UN
TIMEDOOR COMMITTEE
Enc: 1. Annex A -- Costume
2. Annex B -- Précis of rules
Zeigler folded the expensive vellum paper, his heart still
throbbing excitedly. After years of procrastination, they had finally got round
to his request and approved it! For no apparent reason, a line surfaced from Henry VI Part 1: ‘Delays have dangerous
ends.’
He smiled
at his great ancestor’s photograph. In 1895 WG Zeigler, a Californian lawyer,
had been the first to suggest that Christopher Marlowe's death on 30 May 1593
was staged and that the poet actually went underground to write the plays using
Shakespeare’s name.
Now, at
last, he would be able to prove once and for all whether or not Shakespeare had
written everything attributed to him.
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The twelfth night arrived.
In the
greying mackerel sky, the sinking sun streamed red down onto the white concrete
square building with a circular tower, similar in style to the old-fashioned
long superseded light-houses. Above the tower hovered a shimmering black cloud.
But this was no ordinary cloud. It hung perpetually over the tower, possessing
no depth or discernible edge. Gleaming.
Apparently as fathomless as the deeps of the oceans.
One of
several Timedoors into
the past.
Zeigler had
frequently passed this and other
Timedoors, and on each occasion he had been drawn by the weird unearthly
sight of those black clouds. Such awesome power, so frightening to contemplate,
and now he was destined to travel through one.
He stood
outside the door marked ENTRANCE. Above was a plaque with a quotation,
ironically from Shakespeare:
‘The end
crowns all,
And that old common arbitrator, Time,
Will one day end it.’ -- Troilus and Cressida
Zeigler
read the small red print alongside the doorway.
He was to
give his name, age, occupation, ID number, and his appointment reference
number. Making sure he got it in the right order, he complied.
The door
opened upwards with a hiss.
The
interior was blank metallic walls on three sides bathed in glowing red light.
A faint
humming reached him as he entered. He hardly noticed it. His was the last
generation not to live wholly in an electronic, mechanical world together with
its concomitant noises. He could still remember when silence was accessible on
the planet. It was an irrational thought, but he wondered what the next-but-one
generation would do if confronted with total silence. He shuddered to think and
recalled Coriolanus: ‘My gracious
silence, hail!’
By then of
course they might be virtually deaf -- his nephew’s hearing was 30% poorer than
his, and the lad was average for his age.
The door
glissaded shut behind him.
The pitch
of humming heightened. If the slight upsurge of his entrails was anything to go
by, he was rising in a remarkable lift -- no, there was no lift cubicle: he was
rising bodily up a shaft, probably in some kind of anti-gravity beam.
The
instructions had been unable to prepare him for anything like this, doubtless
for security reasons.
Markers on
the walls showed his ascent. At the fifty-foot mark he stopped with a queasy
reaction in his stomach.
An opening
appeared in front of him and he stepped into a brightly lit circular room, the
walls crammed with computer facia and attendant hardware. Seated at a tubular
steel desk, a young beardless man in a white smock beckoned for Zeigler to step
forward.
The young
man’s ample stomach pressed tightly against the coat, reminding Zeigler of Henry VIII: ‘He was a man, Of an
unbounded stomach.’
‘You are on
time, Mr Zeigler -- a trait sadly lacking these days!’ The man shoved across a
quarto printed sheet. ‘Please read this and sign. It is the Official Secrets
Codicil (TPC) 2058. Afterwhich,
kindly enter that stall over there.’ He pointed to a recess in the wall,
between two orange steel computer cabinets.
The cubicle
was uncomfortably narrow.
‘This won't
hurt, Mr Zeigler. But we have to be sure you are the real you! And, you see, access
to the Timedoor is only permitted if you’re completely fit and germ-free.’
A flash
appeared in front of his eyes. It felt as though his eyelashes had been seared
off. But it was over so fast he remained unmoved.
Zeigler
found that the man with an unbounded stomach was blurred. ‘Yes, Mr Zeigler,
your physiogram matches with State records. You have also been made
bacteria-free. Your unique bacteria, however, will be coated back onto you when
you return. Be careful while in Elizabethan England, sir, for you are now
exceedingly vulnerable to illness of any kind.’
‘Haven’t
you any panacea-type injection you could give me?’
‘No, the
side effects while undergoing the time-journey are deleterious in the extreme.
We lost two esteemed pioneers that way -- they were devoured from the inside by
various bacteria that grew to huge proportions. As yet we don’t know why -- but
at least we detected it. This is another very good reason why you’ve signed
this piece of paper, Mr Zeigler.’ The man wafted the form and smiled; he was
not so blurry an image now. ‘Not a word, mind. To anyone. You will be free to
report on your findings only. The rest will be erased from your mind once the
report is filed and copyrighted; however, any credit will be yours entirely.’
‘I never realised
how -- delicate, no, how dangerous -- this time-travelling is. It puts me in
mind of The Merchant of Venice: “Men
that hazard all, Do it in hope of fair advantages”.’
‘Really,
sir? And what’s your “fair advantage”?’
‘Oh,
confirmation of my research paper, to vindicate an ancestor.’
‘I see.
Well, we’re meddling with things our ancestors only dreamed about, Mr Zeigler.
Our fail-safes even have fail-safes, hence this little gadget.’
The young
nameless man held up a small black box. ‘Please remove your shirt, sir. Here is
a pamphlet about this little beauty. Read it carefully.’
Although
very curious as to why the box was being secured over the fleshy bulge of his
left shoulder blade, Zeigler scanned the pages of small print.
It appeared
that the device would self-destruct should he do anything to disturb the
balance in the past. By self-destructing, it would also take him with it,
leaving no trace whatsoever. Then the Timedoor would close on his ashes and the
pod would disintegrate.
Connected
remotely to the box was a pendant, an eye. The man draped this round Zeigler’s
neck. ‘The simple act of removing the eye or breaking it will also result in
the box self-destructing.’ He shrugged apologetically. ‘We must protect
ourselves as well as our past.’ He grinned. ‘Selfish maybe, but I wish to
continue in existence!’
‘You mean
some applicants might seriously contemplate disrupting the past to change the
future? Don’t they realise they’d be putting their own existence in jeopardy?’
‘Some
fanatics think it worth the risk, Mr Zeigler.’
Zeigler
went cold and thought how chilling the words from Richard II were in this
context: ‘O! call back yesterday, bid time return.’
‘Right, Mr
Zeigler, now you are ready. Please stand on that circular brass plate.’
Zeigler was
lifted up another anti-gravity beam. ‘Enjoy your trip!’ called the young
attendant.
Again,
Zeigler rose but this time it was a green zone: olive and yellowish. Quite
sickly.
Finding
himself in another room devoid of furniture or machinery, he was startled to
hear a metallic female voice issuing from a grille.
‘The parcel
you dispatched separately in accordance with instructions has been examined and
you may now put on the clothes. You have chosen a particularly smart set of
garments, sir.’
The speaker
unit clicked off and a tray levered out from the wall with his pile of
Elizabethan clothes lying on its shiny surface.
Irrationally,
he felt self-conscious as he undressed; simply because the metallic voice
sounded female?
He took a
while to slip into the clothes, all the while conscious of the presence of the
black box.
The voice
returned. ‘Now step back into the shaft. Don’t look down, don’t worry -- the
ag’s still on!’
Zeigler was
not amused. But he didn’t look down; his ruff made that action awkward anyway.
Up again.
To the 140ft mark.
‘Alight,
please.’ A flesh-and-blood woman’s voice.
This room
was roofless and possessed a central dais on which rested a conical transparent
pod. The pod was aimed upwards, pointing at the black hole. Even from this
close, the true edges of the Time Hole were not readily discernible. The
shimmering effect made him dizzy.
‘Step this
way, please, Mr Zeigler,’ said an attractive brunette attendant also dressed in
white. She possessed angelic features, which he thought somehow appropriate up
here.
She eyed
his prominent codpiece, arched her eyebrows suggestively and smiled.
He blushed;
another first-impression destroyed: I thought her as chaste as unsunn'd snow --
Cymbeline. He sighed.
Gently the
woman placed Zeigler inside the pod. Although the pod was designed for bigger
men than him, it was still a tight squeeze, mainly due to his doublet bulging
with the bombast stuffing of the period.
‘Everything
all right? You require any paper of the period for notes, or a recorder can be
fitted to the “eye” if you like?’
Zeigler
shook his head. ‘No, thanks. I’m only after one fact. Have you been able to
pinpoint -- select the right -- ?’
‘Yes. May
30th, 1593. Almost 500 years ago to the day, Mr Zeigler. We’ll put you down
just outside the town. There’s ample room to conceal the pod in a neglected
grove nearby.’
He craned
his neck. ‘Are those the screens that you view me on -- through the eye, I
mean?’
She nodded,
then said in a serious tone, ‘Take care, Mr Zeigler -- we can’t help you once
you leave the pod.’
‘I know,’
he said solemnly, his stomach performing somersaults. ‘I know all the risks.
But our faculty must find out if -- well, you know my theories, anyway.’
‘Yes. Now
I’m going to lower the cowling and secure you inside. You’re liable to feel
excessively giddy and you may even lose consciousness for a short while. Our
scanners show you obeyed instructions and didn’t eat today -- so your ride
should be an untroubled one. I trust it will also be successful, sir.’
‘Thanks.’
He smiled.
And she
shut him inside.
It was most
peculiar, how he suddenly felt trapped, though he could see all round. He
closed his eyes, calmed himself. Mustn’t get excited. Be rational, logical.
Simply observe.
‘Ready?’
‘Yes.’ His
voice came out as a strangled croak.
He felt as
though his whole face was suddenly being squeezed off his skull as the pod
fired up, the G-forces ramming him hard into the ergonomically-shaped cushioned
seat.
Contrary to
his original conception, he was not immersed in absolute blackness on entering
the Time Hole.
It was like
a velvety blue-black, with pinpoints all around, like stars that had forgotten
how to twinkle. The sensation of movement had stopped -- how long ago? He had
no way of knowing, there were no instruments or clocks in here; and his
wristwatch had been removed, together with every other personal possession.
Another
quotation, from As you like it,
reared its head for him to muse upon: ‘Time travels in divers paces with divers
persons.’
Dizziness
gnawed at the edges of his consciousness but never posed a serious threat.
Elation kept him awake. He would succeed where so many before him had failed!
Over the
years, anti-Stratfordiana had grown to a flood.
Professor
Thomas C Mendenhall counted the letters in 400,000 Shakespearean words,
discovering that for both Shakespeare and Marlowe the ‘word of greatest
frequency was the four-letter word’, a fact that left the world of letters
decidedly unshaken.
Then in
1955 Calvin Hoffman sought documentary proof for his case in the tomb of Sir
Francis Walsingham, Marlowe’s reputed homosexual lover. But nothing was found
in the tomb. Not even Sir Francis.
Which
shouldn’t have come as a surprise, Zeigler reasoned.
Walsingham
had contrived a most corrupt system of espionage at home and abroad, enabling
him to reveal the Babington plot which implicated Mary Queen of Scots in
treason, and to obtain in 1587 details of some plans for the Spanish armada.
Queen Elizabeth I acknowledged his genius and important services, yet she kept
him poor and without honours, and he died in poverty and debt in 1590. At least
he seemed to live longer than Marlowe.
The
twenty-nine-year-old son of a shoemaker, Marlowe had died with a dagger in his
brain, the precise circumstances quite obscure.
Marlowe had
from time to time been engaged in government employ, a euphemism for secret
service work, and had become embroiled in the theatre of conspiracy and
intrigue, the tumultuous, often dangerous life of London’s underworld.
At the age
of twenty-one, Marlowe was employed as an agent provocateur, posing as a
Catholic to spy on other Catholics, and acted as a renegade to trap such
people.
He did it
for the money, insinuating himself into the households of Earl of Northumberland
and Lord Strange. As a projector he actively fostered treason in the employ of
Sir Francis Walsingham and later of Sir William Cecil Burghley.
Wily young
Marlowe’s apparent atheism was just a ruse for trapping free thinkers into
indiscretion. Finally, he was set up as a conspirator by the Earl of Essex as a
way of striking at Sir Walter Raleigh.
On that
fateful night, Marlowe was knifed over his right eye in a drunken brawl at a
tavern in Deptford, but the swift pardon of his murderer, Friser, twenty-seven
days after the poet’s burial, suggested to Zeigler that the death had other,
possibly political, undertones.
Hoffman had
believed the whole affair was staged by Sir Francis Walsingham to remove his
lover from the threat of imminent arrest for alleged blasphemy and atheism.
Hoffman argued that the coroner was bribed to accept a plea of self-defence on
behalf of Marlowe’s alleged killer and docilely accepted the stated identity of
the body.
Hoffman
believed Marlowe settled on the Continent and continued to write and sent his
manuscripts to Walsingham, who had found a reliable if dull-witted actor
fellow, William Shakespeare, ready -- for a stipend -- to lend his name as the
author of Marlowe’s works.
As
Walsingham had apparently died two years earlier than the Deptford incident,
Hoffman’s theory was far from acceptable, but it suggested other similar
possibilities to Zeigler.
Since most
of Shakespeare’s plays were written after the recorded death of Marlowe,
Marlovian theorists must prove Marlowe lived after the Deptford incident in
order to write the plays.
Marlowe had
been deeply influenced by the writings of Machiavelli, so any intrigue along
these lines would most certainly appeal to him.
Other
contenders over the years for the mantle of “greatest writer in the English
language” included Sir Francis Bacon (died 1626), Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of
Oxford (died 1604), Sir Walter Raleigh (died 1618), Michel Angelo Florio (died
1605), Anne Whateley (died 1600) and even Queen Elizabeth herself (died 1603).
As Shakespeare’s last known work The
Tempest was attributed to 1611, the literary prowess of some of these
contenders can be marvelled at, Zeigler thought, capable of even writing beyond
the grave.
In the
latter part of last century, computers had been used to join in the academic
fray.
Shakespeare
databases were built as early as 1969 on an ICL machine, the KDF-9. Since then,
ICL’s Content Addressable File Store -- Information Search Processing and
Oxford’s Concordance Program, written in Ansi Fortran had been used to
word-count and create concordances, ostensibly to facilitate research. The DEC
VAX 11/70 computer research gave credit to Shakespeare for Acts Four and Five
of Pericles but not Acts One and Two;
the researcher or computer never mentioned Act Three!
Certainly
in the world of letters it was a controversial theory and Zeigler had some
sympathy with Shakespeare. Lines from his Venus
and Adonis seemed apt:
‘By this,
poor Wat, far off upon a hill,
Stands on his hinder legs with listening ear,
To hearken if his foes pursue him still.’
Zeigler
wondered if Shakespeare waited still, far off on some heavenly hill, wondering
if his detractors would ever cease pursuing him.
Poor Will,
thought Zeigler. Well, the Timedoor Committee evidently felt the Zeigler theory
had sufficient merit for them to accept his research request. And now he was
almost there!
To be concluded
tomorrow…
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