Saturday story - 'If we shadows have offended' - part 1 of 2

As today is the 400th anniversary of the death of Shakespeare, here is a science fiction offering that tackles the age-old conundrum concerning the provenance of the plays. Concluded tomorrow.

  IF WE SHADOWS HAVE OFFENDED

Part 1 of 2

By

Nik Morton

UNITED NATIONS TIMEDOOR COMMITTEE

Manhattan Region

New York

James Zeigler Esq.

1854 Clarendon

Flatbush

Brooklyn

NY                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           May 2 2093

Sir,

Ref: STDG/1352/4/976/P

I have the honor to inform you that your request of 7 March 2092 on Form TC30648P has been approved by the Timedoor Committee. You are hereby requested to report to Timedoor 7, on the corner of the Avenue of the Americas and 45th Street, at 1800 on the 12th inst.

Recommended dress is attached at Annex A, together with a list of reputable agencies from whom it should be possible to obtain the requisite clothing at a reasonable, UN-fixed price.

You must be prepared to sign the Official Secrets Codicil (Time Paradox Contingencies) prior to your journey and agree to abide by the rules and regulations stipulated at the attached Annex B.

It must be stressed that should you interfere with any individual's behavior in the time era selected for your research, your life will be forfeit (Human Rights Waiver S34/2035).

You have agreed to restrict yourself to only obtaining the research details laid down in the Covenant you have already signed. Once these details have been ascertained, you must return to this timeline immediately.

Full detailed instructions will be communicated to you at the Timedoor.

I remain,

Yours faithfully,

C H RONE

for UN TIMEDOOR COMMITTEE

Enc:    1. Annex A -- Costume

            2. Annex B -- Précis of rules

Zeigler folded the expensive vellum paper, his heart still throbbing excitedly. After years of procrastination, they had finally got round to his request and approved it! For no apparent reason, a line surfaced from Henry VI Part 1: ‘Delays have dangerous ends.’

            He smiled at his great ancestor’s photograph. In 1895 WG Zeigler, a Californian lawyer, had been the first to suggest that Christopher Marlowe's death on 30 May 1593 was staged and that the poet actually went underground to write the plays using Shakespeare’s name.

            Now, at last, he would be able to prove once and for all whether or not Shakespeare had written everything attributed to him.

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The twelfth night arrived.

            In the greying mackerel sky, the sinking sun streamed red down onto the white concrete square building with a circular tower, similar in style to the old-fashioned long superseded light-houses. Above the tower hovered a shimmering black cloud. But this was no ordinary cloud. It hung perpetually over the tower, possessing no depth or discernible edge. Gleaming. Apparently as fathomless as the deeps of the oceans.

            One of several Timedoors into the past.

            Zeigler had frequently passed this and other Timedoors, and on each occasion he had been drawn by the weird unearthly sight of those black clouds. Such awesome power, so frightening to contemplate, and now he was destined to travel through one.

            He stood outside the door marked ENTRANCE. Above was a plaque with a quotation, ironically from Shakespeare:

            ‘The end crowns all,

             And that old common arbitrator, Time,

             Will one day end it.’ -- Troilus and Cressida

            Zeigler read the small red print alongside the doorway.

            He was to give his name, age, occupation, ID number, and his appointment reference number. Making sure he got it in the right order, he complied.

            The door opened upwards with a hiss.

            The interior was blank metallic walls on three sides bathed in glowing red light.

            A faint humming reached him as he entered. He hardly noticed it. His was the last generation not to live wholly in an electronic, mechanical world together with its concomitant noises. He could still remember when silence was accessible on the planet. It was an irrational thought, but he wondered what the next-but-one generation would do if confronted with total silence. He shuddered to think and recalled Coriolanus: ‘My gracious silence, hail!’

            By then of course they might be virtually deaf -- his nephew’s hearing was 30% poorer than his, and the lad was average for his age.

            The door glissaded shut behind him.

            The pitch of humming heightened. If the slight upsurge of his entrails was anything to go by, he was rising in a remarkable lift -- no, there was no lift cubicle: he was rising bodily up a shaft, probably in some kind of anti-gravity beam.

            The instructions had been unable to prepare him for anything like this, doubtless for security reasons.

            Markers on the walls showed his ascent. At the fifty-foot mark he stopped with a queasy reaction in his stomach.

            An opening appeared in front of him and he stepped into a brightly lit circular room, the walls crammed with computer facia and attendant hardware. Seated at a tubular steel desk, a young beardless man in a white smock beckoned for Zeigler to step forward.

            The young man’s ample stomach pressed tightly against the coat, reminding Zeigler of Henry VIII: ‘He was a man, Of an unbounded stomach.’

            ‘You are on time, Mr Zeigler -- a trait sadly lacking these days!’ The man shoved across a quarto printed sheet. ‘Please read this and sign. It is the Official Secrets Codicil (TPC) 2058. Afterwhich, kindly enter that stall over there.’ He pointed to a recess in the wall, between two orange steel computer cabinets.

            The cubicle was uncomfortably narrow.

            ‘This won't hurt, Mr Zeigler. But we have to be sure you are the real you! And, you see, access to the Timedoor is only permitted if you’re completely fit and germ-free.’

            A flash appeared in front of his eyes. It felt as though his eyelashes had been seared off. But it was over so fast he remained unmoved.

            Zeigler found that the man with an unbounded stomach was blurred. ‘Yes, Mr Zeigler, your physiogram matches with State records. You have also been made bacteria-free. Your unique bacteria, however, will be coated back onto you when you return. Be careful while in Elizabethan England, sir, for you are now exceedingly vulnerable to illness of any kind.’

            ‘Haven’t you any panacea-type injection you could give me?’

            ‘No, the side effects while undergoing the time-journey are deleterious in the extreme. We lost two esteemed pioneers that way -- they were devoured from the inside by various bacteria that grew to huge proportions. As yet we don’t know why -- but at least we detected it. This is another very good reason why you’ve signed this piece of paper, Mr Zeigler.’ The man wafted the form and smiled; he was not so blurry an image now. ‘Not a word, mind. To anyone. You will be free to report on your findings only. The rest will be erased from your mind once the report is filed and copyrighted; however, any credit will be yours entirely.’

            ‘I never realised how -- delicate, no, how dangerous -- this time-travelling is. It puts me in mind of The Merchant of Venice: “Men that hazard all, Do it in hope of fair advantages”.’

            ‘Really, sir? And what’s your “fair advantage”?’

            ‘Oh, confirmation of my research paper, to vindicate an ancestor.’

            ‘I see. Well, we’re meddling with things our ancestors only dreamed about, Mr Zeigler. Our fail-safes even have fail-safes, hence this little gadget.’

            The young nameless man held up a small black box. ‘Please remove your shirt, sir. Here is a pamphlet about this little beauty. Read it carefully.’

            Although very curious as to why the box was being secured over the fleshy bulge of his left shoulder blade, Zeigler scanned the pages of small print.

            It appeared that the device would self-destruct should he do anything to disturb the balance in the past. By self-destructing, it would also take him with it, leaving no trace whatsoever. Then the Timedoor would close on his ashes and the pod would disintegrate.

            Connected remotely to the box was a pendant, an eye. The man draped this round Zeigler’s neck. ‘The simple act of removing the eye or breaking it will also result in the box self-destructing.’ He shrugged apologetically. ‘We must protect ourselves as well as our past.’ He grinned. ‘Selfish maybe, but I wish to continue in existence!’

            ‘You mean some applicants might seriously contemplate disrupting the past to change the future? Don’t they realise they’d be putting their own existence in jeopardy?’

            ‘Some fanatics think it worth the risk, Mr Zeigler.’

            Zeigler went cold and thought how chilling the words from Richard II were in this context: ‘O! call back yesterday, bid time return.’

            ‘Right, Mr Zeigler, now you are ready. Please stand on that circular brass plate.’

            Zeigler was lifted up another anti-gravity beam. ‘Enjoy your trip!’ called the young attendant.

            Again, Zeigler rose but this time it was a green zone: olive and yellowish. Quite sickly.

            Finding himself in another room devoid of furniture or machinery, he was startled to hear a metallic female voice issuing from a grille.

            ‘The parcel you dispatched separately in accordance with instructions has been examined and you may now put on the clothes. You have chosen a particularly smart set of garments, sir.’

            The speaker unit clicked off and a tray levered out from the wall with his pile of Elizabethan clothes lying on its shiny surface.

            Irrationally, he felt self-conscious as he undressed; simply because the metallic voice sounded female?

            He took a while to slip into the clothes, all the while conscious of the presence of the black box.

            The voice returned. ‘Now step back into the shaft. Don’t look down, don’t worry -- the ag’s still on!’

            Zeigler was not amused. But he didn’t look down; his ruff made that action awkward anyway.

            Up again. To the 140ft mark.

            ‘Alight, please.’ A flesh-and-blood woman’s voice.

            This room was roofless and possessed a central dais on which rested a conical transparent pod. The pod was aimed upwards, pointing at the black hole. Even from this close, the true edges of the Time Hole were not readily discernible. The shimmering effect made him dizzy.

            ‘Step this way, please, Mr Zeigler,’ said an attractive brunette attendant also dressed in white. She possessed angelic features, which he thought somehow appropriate up here.

            She eyed his prominent codpiece, arched her eyebrows suggestively and smiled.

            He blushed; another first-impression destroyed: I thought her as chaste as unsunn'd snow -- Cymbeline. He sighed.

            Gently the woman placed Zeigler inside the pod. Although the pod was designed for bigger men than him, it was still a tight squeeze, mainly due to his doublet bulging with the bombast stuffing of the period.

            ‘Everything all right? You require any paper of the period for notes, or a recorder can be fitted to the “eye” if you like?’

            Zeigler shook his head. ‘No, thanks. I’m only after one fact. Have you been able to pinpoint -- select the right -- ?’

            ‘Yes. May 30th, 1593. Almost 500 years ago to the day, Mr Zeigler. We’ll put you down just outside the town. There’s ample room to conceal the pod in a neglected grove nearby.’

            He craned his neck. ‘Are those the screens that you view me on -- through the eye, I mean?’

            She nodded, then said in a serious tone, ‘Take care, Mr Zeigler -- we can’t help you once you leave the pod.’

            ‘I know,’ he said solemnly, his stomach performing somersaults. ‘I know all the risks. But our faculty must find out if -- well, you know my theories, anyway.’

            ‘Yes. Now I’m going to lower the cowling and secure you inside. You’re liable to feel excessively giddy and you may even lose consciousness for a short while. Our scanners show you obeyed instructions and didn’t eat today -- so your ride should be an untroubled one. I trust it will also be successful, sir.’

            ‘Thanks.’ He smiled.

            And she shut him inside.

            It was most peculiar, how he suddenly felt trapped, though he could see all round. He closed his eyes, calmed himself. Mustn’t get excited. Be rational, logical. Simply observe.

            ‘Ready?’

            ‘Yes.’ His voice came out as a strangled croak.

            He felt as though his whole face was suddenly being squeezed off his skull as the pod fired up, the G-forces ramming him hard into the ergonomically-shaped cushioned seat.

            Contrary to his original conception, he was not immersed in absolute blackness on entering the Time Hole.

            It was like a velvety blue-black, with pinpoints all around, like stars that had forgotten how to twinkle. The sensation of movement had stopped -- how long ago? He had no way of knowing, there were no instruments or clocks in here; and his wristwatch had been removed, together with every other personal possession.

            Another quotation, from As you like it, reared its head for him to muse upon: ‘Time travels in divers paces with divers persons.’

            Dizziness gnawed at the edges of his consciousness but never posed a serious threat. Elation kept him awake. He would succeed where so many before him had failed!

            Over the years, anti-Stratfordiana had grown to a flood.

            Professor Thomas C Mendenhall counted the letters in 400,000 Shakespearean words, discovering that for both Shakespeare and Marlowe the ‘word of greatest frequency was the four-letter word’, a fact that left the world of letters decidedly unshaken.

            Then in 1955 Calvin Hoffman sought documentary proof for his case in the tomb of Sir Francis Walsingham, Marlowe’s reputed homosexual lover. But nothing was found in the tomb. Not even Sir Francis.

            Which shouldn’t have come as a surprise, Zeigler reasoned.

            Walsingham had contrived a most corrupt system of espionage at home and abroad, enabling him to reveal the Babington plot which implicated Mary Queen of Scots in treason, and to obtain in 1587 details of some plans for the Spanish armada. Queen Elizabeth I acknowledged his genius and important services, yet she kept him poor and without honours, and he died in poverty and debt in 1590. At least he seemed to live longer than Marlowe.

            The twenty-nine-year-old son of a shoemaker, Marlowe had died with a dagger in his brain, the precise circumstances quite obscure.

            Marlowe had from time to time been engaged in government employ, a euphemism for secret service work, and had become embroiled in the theatre of conspiracy and intrigue, the tumultuous, often dangerous life of London’s underworld.

            At the age of twenty-one, Marlowe was employed as an agent provocateur, posing as a Catholic to spy on other Catholics, and acted as a renegade to trap such people.

            He did it for the money, insinuating himself into the households of Earl of Northumberland and Lord Strange. As a projector he actively fostered treason in the employ of Sir Francis Walsingham and later of Sir William Cecil Burghley.

            Wily young Marlowe’s apparent atheism was just a ruse for trapping free thinkers into indiscretion. Finally, he was set up as a conspirator by the Earl of Essex as a way of striking at Sir Walter Raleigh.

            On that fateful night, Marlowe was knifed over his right eye in a drunken brawl at a tavern in Deptford, but the swift pardon of his murderer, Friser, twenty-seven days after the poet’s burial, suggested to Zeigler that the death had other, possibly political, undertones.

            Hoffman had believed the whole affair was staged by Sir Francis Walsingham to remove his lover from the threat of imminent arrest for alleged blasphemy and atheism. Hoffman argued that the coroner was bribed to accept a plea of self-defence on behalf of Marlowe’s alleged killer and docilely accepted the stated identity of the body.

            Hoffman believed Marlowe settled on the Continent and continued to write and sent his manuscripts to Walsingham, who had found a reliable if dull-witted actor fellow, William Shakespeare, ready -- for a stipend -- to lend his name as the author of Marlowe’s works.

            As Walsingham had apparently died two years earlier than the Deptford incident, Hoffman’s theory was far from acceptable, but it suggested other similar possibilities to Zeigler.

            Since most of Shakespeare’s plays were written after the recorded death of Marlowe, Marlovian theorists must prove Marlowe lived after the Deptford incident in order to write the plays.

            Marlowe had been deeply influenced by the writings of Machiavelli, so any intrigue along these lines would most certainly appeal to him.

            Other contenders over the years for the mantle of “greatest writer in the English language” included Sir Francis Bacon (died 1626), Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford (died 1604), Sir Walter Raleigh (died 1618), Michel Angelo Florio (died 1605), Anne Whateley (died 1600) and even Queen Elizabeth herself (died 1603). As Shakespeare’s last known work The Tempest was attributed to 1611, the literary prowess of some of these contenders can be marvelled at, Zeigler thought, capable of even writing beyond the grave.

            In the latter part of last century, computers had been used to join in the academic fray.

            Shakespeare databases were built as early as 1969 on an ICL machine, the KDF-9. Since then, ICL’s Content Addressable File Store -- Information Search Processing and Oxford’s Concordance Program, written in Ansi Fortran had been used to word-count and create concordances, ostensibly to facilitate research. The DEC VAX 11/70 computer research gave credit to Shakespeare for Acts Four and Five of Pericles but not Acts One and Two; the researcher or computer never mentioned Act Three!

            Certainly in the world of letters it was a controversial theory and Zeigler had some sympathy with Shakespeare. Lines from his Venus and Adonis seemed apt:

            ‘By this, poor Wat, far off upon a hill,

             Stands on his hinder legs with listening ear,

             To hearken if his foes pursue him still.’

            Zeigler wondered if Shakespeare waited still, far off on some heavenly hill, wondering if his detractors would ever cease pursuing him.

            Poor Will, thought Zeigler. Well, the Timedoor Committee evidently felt the Zeigler theory had sufficient merit for them to accept his research request. And now he was almost there!

To be concluded tomorrow…