Complaints made by British travellers while abroad (I don't know if they were true, but if they were on Twitter they must be, no?):
- You said the town was next to a volcano, but we went and there was no lava. I'm pretty sure it was just a mountain.
- They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.
- No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.
- The sand was too sandy.
- The miniature golf was too small.