Sorry, but Jen and I were visiting UK 8 to 24 September and I was remiss about setting some automatic posts to appear in my absence!
We need rain here in Spain. We had plenty our first week in Hampshire, that's for sure. The Ford Focus hire car only had 5,600 miles on the clock; in a week, we managed to drive about 900 miles.
Drying out, we then drove up to the Lake District via the M6;we used the toll road to expedite the trip and it was just as well as at the northern end of the toll we encountered repeated tailbacks of traffic, mainly caused by road-signs advising reduction of speed to 40mph (without due cause save slip-roads joining. So the journey took about ten hours!
Although we expected it to rain in the Lake District, it didn't, though it was overcast - brooding skies over them there hills. Nil points to the town council of Keswick. On a Saturday they had minor road-works in the town centre, closing off a road, though no work in progress, and combined with the emptying of countless car-parks, contributed to a traffic jam which we endured for 1hr 40 minutes!
A traffic jam here in Spain lasts about ten minutes...
We stayed at two Premier Inns and we'd recommend them. Then we drove the route of Hadrian's Wall to stay with friends for the remainder of our sojourn, returning the hire car to Newcastle airport.
The diet starts tomorrow... (!)
Returned home to find a new review on Amazon Com for Coffin for Cash:
Miles and
Cash each follow their separate trails and end up practically with each
other except Cash was buried under two feet of soil in a coffin by a
couple who had owned the hotel near the Lenore Casino. It was named
after the wife of Baron Hans von Kempelen, the owner. There are many
twists and turns which made it even more exciting and kept my attention
to the end. Five stars.
Thank you, Mr Case!
A while back, I promised more information about Coffin. This will be forthcoming. Honest.
Showing posts with label holiday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holiday. Show all posts
Thursday, 28 September 2017
Wednesday, 13 July 2016
Hilarious Holiday complaints-02
Lighten the mood, perhaps, with a selection of holiday complaints gleaned from the twitter account @HolidayComplain.
Complaints made by British travellers while abroad (I don't know if they were true, but if they were on Twitter they must be, no?):
Complaints made by British travellers while abroad (I don't know if they were true, but if they were on Twitter they must be, no?):
- Our jug of sangria didn't have a wide-ranging fruit selection in it.
- The bottle of shampoo provided at the hotel was clearly meant for midgets
- It should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.
- The beans on my Full English breakfast definitely were not Heinz.
- We went to Turkey and there was far too many Turkish people for my liking.
Thursday, 7 July 2016
Hilarious holiday complaints-01
Lighten the mood, perhaps, with a selection of holiday complaints gleaned from the twitter account @HolidayComplain.
Complaints made by British travellers while abroad (I don't know if they were true, but if they were on Twitter they must be, no?):
Complaints made by British travellers while abroad (I don't know if they were true, but if they were on Twitter they must be, no?):
- You said the town was next to a volcano, but we went and there was no lava. I'm pretty sure it was just a mountain.
- They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.
- No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.
- The sand was too sandy.
- The miniature golf was too small.
Friday, 19 September 2014
FFB - Expressway
Elleston
Trevor (1920-1995) wrote Expressway as Howard North (1973). This version was
released under his own name, 1975 (he changed his name from Trevor Dudley-Smith);
he was British, lived in France and Spain and finally settled in Arizona.
Trevor
used quite a variety of pennames – see this site for a listing - http://bookitinc.com/checklists/EllestonTrevor.shtml
- such as Adam Hall, Simon
Rattray, Roger Fitzalan,
Mansell Black, Trevor Burgess, Warwick Scott, Caesar Smith and Lesley
Stone.
Expressway is a documentary
novel in the same vein as Arthur Hailey’s Airport and Hotel, as the cover of my version says.
Mainly omniscient in point of view, it still works in a strong cinematic sense.
The story is about the holiday weekend of 3-5 July on and around the New York -
New Jersey Parkway, early 1970s.
It’s about those who drive and ride in
vehicles and it’s also about the cars themselves. In the pearl-finish Cougar,
Walt and Carol Amberton can’t talk about the alcohol that’s destroying them. In the black Cadillac, the sinister Mr Solo is ‘cruising, searching,
waiting to see at first-hand a fatal accident’. In the Buick Riviera, Dr Brett
Hagen is trying to find his teenage daughter, Tracy, and her companion, a man old
enough to be her father. In the Chrysler Newport, Rod Gould and Nat Renatus ‘start
the weekend with murder and bring death along with them.’ Then there’s the
married couple, Floyd and Sue, expecting their first baby any week now; and
Erica, running away from her husband Craig, and highway cop Lieutenant Frank
Ingram and his paramedic wife Debby, whose lives are not improved by the
officious unhelpful interference of Captain Darrow… Suspense, tension and
action in a jam-packed holiday weekend.
Figures are now out of date,
naturally, but the carnage is still shocking. ‘… on the Fourth of July holiday
last year the national figures for death on the road reached a new peak at 917,
while more than 36,000 persons were injured…’ It begins with an overview of the
area and homes in on Patrolman Nolan who is due to complete his shift – until he
stumbles upon a couple of drug-dealers (Rod and Nat) and he’s killed by Nat;
Rod is wounded by Nolan. A neat little framing device is the young boy Jimmy,
who is a car-spotter, munching on an apple.
Trevor has a good eye for
detail. And in certain scenes we can discern the fast pace of his alter ego
Adam Hall (Quiller books), viz: ‘Only when something goes wrong are you brought
to realize how fast you are moving at a mile per minute but there’s no time to
think about what you are learning too quickly and too late, because there’s a
rocking motion and the scene dips as the brakes bite and then the world goes
wild and great forces rise to hurl you bodily through tumult and you know that
this is not you any longer, the you to whom nothing could happen, nothing terrible,
nothing so unimaginably terrible as this.’ Breathless, yet powerful and so
indelibly true.
Jimmy’s apple is one subtle leitmotif;
another is the Venus 1000 car – advertised ‘as lithe, compliant, trembling under
your touch’. Walt is the salesman who thought up that sexist spiel, before he
succumbed to liquor. And another is the moths in the night air… when, a page
later, after Carol worries about her alcoholic husband Walt: ‘For some reason
they always go faster the nearer they go to the flame, spinning faster and
faster till they touch; but what about self-preservation, aren’t all living
creatures supposed to know when they’re in danger? Can’t they feel the heat
growing as they circle closer? Surely they do. Then why can’t they stop?’ And
of course her allusion relates to Walt’s alcoholic descent, not the moths.
Later, she’s in the car knowing Walt has imbibed and ‘can only sit here feeling
the refined brand of fear that is experienced by the trapped animal.’ This is
an excellent devastating exposal of alcoholism, right up there with Malcolm
Lowry’s Under the Volcano.
Cop-killer Nat got a piece of
grit in his eye and it troubled him. This symbolizes the irritation of guilt
and fear. A little later, ‘Rod watched his friend, his thin and dangerous
friend, whose nerve had gone because he’d done it before but never to a city
cop. Nat was finished. He’d never get his style back, even if he beat this rap
and set up somewhere safe, because the Nolan killing had changed everything and
a bit of it had spun off and got inside Nat, just like Nolan’s bullet had got
inside Rod himself.
‘ “It’s out,” Nat said, “I got
it out.” [Referring to the grit].
‘No, Rod thought, you never
will.’
Although I enjoyed Arthur Hailey’s
books Hotel, Wheels, Airport and Overload etc, I find it baffling that they are still in print while this fine
writer’s Expressway isn’t.
[If you're interested in the insight into a writer, you might try a memoire about Elleston Trevor by his wife, Bury Him Among Kings. Intimate Glimpses into the Life and Work of Elleston Trevor by Chaille Trevor (2012). It's a worthwhile e-book.]
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