Fellow author Ian Probert has a wicked sense of humour, as attested by his corpus of books (most of them are corpses, resting in peace, though a couple are on life-support and may make it yet...).
I'm featuring him as a blog guest shortly.
I reviewed his latest book here.
In the meantime, please consider popping over to his blog to savour his words. You might like this post, for example: