The answers: There you go - all in red.
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A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
The thin man stepped down off
the big bus as it pulled into the bus-stop of the snow-bound metropolis.
A gust blew
his hat off but instead of chasing it he stopped in his tracks. By the time he remembered the head-gear it
had gone with the wind. He felt sickly cold. His dark victory
over the alien creatures at Barbary Coast, his
last port of call, was hollow, he realised with an awful dread, as he looked at
the woman in red who stood on the corner of Hanover Street under a diner sign-plate for "The Black Cat".
He said,
"Don't look now, but the blob of goo on the sidewalk is moving, just by
your feet...!"
Alarmed,
she stepped back and glanced down. And, against all odds, she avoided the goo that, cutting fast and loose, sprayed out at her. She let out a piercing scream and fainted,
falling against the wall.
Within
seconds he bundled himself and the woman into the diner, slamming the door shut
behind them; the window panes rattled.
When she
came to, she said, "What am I doing here?
Who are you? Who?"
"Don't
worry, you seem okay now, Mildred Pierce." Her eyes showed surprise. "I took the liberty of checking your
purse, in case you needed medication.
I'm a doctor, by the way. Elmer Gantry."
Then she
must have remembered, and shuddered.
"It's stifling in here," she said, and stood up to leave.
He grabbed
her wrist. "That wasn't some dream,
lady. They're aliens
out there. On some incredible journey, I reckon, from
here to eternity for all I really know. And they like the temperature
high - in fact, some like it hot."
She
gaped. "You can't be serious! That - that goo - it can't have changed the
temperature - " Mildred stared out
the window.
People
passed, all sweating profusely.
"The whole city's in a heat wave - in December! Niagara's frozen over, for god's sakes!"
At that
moment a strange scrabbling distracted them both. They turned, to stare at the dark at the top of the stairs of the diner.
Something moved about up there, and it cast a giant shadow
on the walls.
A fly came
out of that darkness and buzzed over their table. For the first time they both
realised nobody else was inside the diner. The fly landed and suddenly it started
to grow and to change shape: in mere seconds it
had transformed into a hand! The hand was disembodied in the truest of senses, and
it crawled sluggishly, fingers moving like a bizarre imitation of a crab.
Dr Gantry
laughed ironically, "Guess who's coming to dinner!"
Mildred
called out, "Dr - no!"
And Dr
Gantry crashed down his chair onto the beast with five
fingers. But it wasn't finished,
it melded into the wood of the broken chair, began taking the form of Dr
Gantry.
He upset
the table on top of the half-formed creation and hurried with Mildred to the
rear of the diner. "It's worse than
the last time in Barbary Coast, lady, they're
even more difficult to kill - they die hard."
Gantry held
her hands, said, "Look, lady, you've got to get out of the city, get help
somehow, the National Guard... I'll lead them away." She started to protest, eyeing the shape that
now cast a long shadow, but he cut her off,
pulled her round to face him, "Look who's talking, Mildred. I'm of insignificance
compared to all the people under threat out there!" And he ran up the stairs, stopped halfway and
turned, shouted, "Farewell, my lovely!"
and rushed headlong into the shadows.
His terms of endearment rang in her ears as she heard
eldritch screams and shouts. Slowly, she
crept out the back door. Wherever she
looked, small puddles of goo shimmered amidst the melting snow.
Movement
above startled her, but it was only a lonesome dove,
landing on the building's eaves.
Abruptly, it screeched and feathers scattered and it was no more,
instead the guttering of the building began to move with an intelligent
purpose, the attached drainpipe snaking towards her!
She ran,
leaping over the goo puddles, miraculously dodging the gouts of alien spume
that darted up at her. As she ran onto Elm Street , she
wondered about Dr Gantry. Had he survived? Her heart hammered, but not with the exertion
of running. In a different time and
place, their meeting could have been a love story
- or at least an affair to remember. Instead, this was, she realised, a Nightmare on Elm Street...
A bonus for any instance of ‘It’, I guess.
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