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Saturday, 7 May 2016

Saturday story - Processionary Penitents - part 1 of 2



PROCESSIONARY PENITENTS

Part 1 of 2

Nik Morton

Leon Cazador is a half-English, half-Spanish private investigator working in Spain. He has served in the forces and clandestine agencies and travelled the world. He is intent on meting out his own form of justice, to hold back the encroaching night of unreason. Twenty-two of his cases, in his own words, can be read in Spanish Eye (Crooked Cat Publishing).


This story was featured in the anthology Crooked Cats’ Tales :20 short stories by Crooked Cat authors,(2014) and can be purchased here
***

‘Oh, my God!” Sebastian Okoro exclaimed. “They’re Ku Klux Klan!” Even in the lamp-lit street, I felt sure his ebony complexion had paled. His eyes started, whites showing in the flickering flames from the torches. He was serious. This was unlike him, a dedicated agent of the National Crime Agency. I decided to disabuse my friend of the KKK idea fast.
            “Seb, don’t worry, this is quite normal.” I gestured at the colourful slowly passing procession. “It’s a religious ceremony that goes back to the Middle-Ages and has nothing to do with racial prejudice!”
            “You’re sure?”
            “Yes, of course. It’s Spain’s Holy Week – Semana Santa. Similar processions are happening all over the country.”
            He visibly relaxed. “All right… What are we doing here, watching a procession? I thought you were going to finger Franco Roldan for me.” Seb was a workaholic, so I wasn’t surprised at his tone.
            I pointed to the phalanx of men carrying candles, striding in front of the enormous religious float that depicted the Passion of Christ; they wore silk robes or nazarenos and pointed hoods, capirotes, with eye-holes. “The men in the conical hoods represent penitents from the old days.”
            “So?”
            “So, it just happens that two of them are due to exhibit penitence, though they don’t know it yet. And one of them is Roldan…”
            He sighed. “Must you always talk in riddles, Leon?”
            I grinned. “No, not always. Enjoy the procession.”
            This particular float was over a hundred years old. The Brotherhood who owned it belonged to “The Beautiful Virgin”, a fraternity that had been in existence since the late 1500s.         A brass band performed its own processional march.
            Despite their similar garb, each individual penitent under the disguise was unique, in subtle ways. Their shoes differed, and their robes didn’t always drape their full length; a good number of the bottoms of the men’s trousers showed – brown, blue, grey and black. Breadth of shoulders varied too. I pointed to a short man wearing brown deck shoes and fawn trousers. “Pablo Saura, an architect…” I pointed again. “And there’s Roldan.” Roldan was a head taller than the architect.
            “He looks pretty pious,” Seb seethed, “carrying that wooden cross! Hypocrite!”
            I nodded. “He reminds me of Mafia men I’ve met, who have no qualms about going to confession in the morning and slaughtering some poor soul in the evening.”
            “They don’t have a conscience, Leon.”
            “Perhaps not. But the law will catch up with them, eventually.”
            Seb grinned. “Are we calling in the police now, then?”
            I shook my head. “If you wish. It’s your case. They’re happy to let you direct the action against Roldan.” True enough. As soon as he arrived, Sebastian had been in touch with both the National Police and the Guardia Civil in the area. It wasn’t only a matter of courtesy. It was now standard international policing procedure, the only way to successfully combat international crime. Resources and data were pooled to better effect an arrest.
            Roldan fled England when his counterfeiting ring was busted by another friend of mine, Detective Inspector Alan Pointer. I’d worked with Alan and his sergeant Carol Bassett some years back, when the NCA was called SOCA. They were a good team: “let slip the dogs of law!” was a phrase attached to them. Since then, however, Alan had become a reclusive agent, tending to work only at night.
            There’d been ructions when it was learned Roldan skipped the country dressed in a niqab and using a false passport; this was almost a repetition of the escape of police killer Mustafa Jama in 2006. The Border Agency was red-faced - again. No heads rolled, though. If somebody uses an “inappropriate word” with regard to race or gender, he’ll be hounded out of his career; but if a civil servant is proved incompetent and criminally negligent, he might get a slapped wrist. The brave new world of law enforcement in Britain – political correctness is more important than catching and punishing criminals; and that particular contagion was spreading to all European law agencies. And Seb wondered why I’d decided to get out and go it alone as a private eye!
            I preferred it this way: no red tape, no accountability. The system worked and helped snare the ungodly.
            Seb bit his lip. “Why delay?”
            “You said his organization in Brighton needed input from elsewhere, didn’t you?”
            “Yes. Every indication showed he was a major operator, but not the source.”
            “Exactly. I think he will contact his source here and try to set up another counterfeiting shop.” It wasn’t money they copied; that was getting harder, particularly with the newly released euro notes; no, they duplicated movies on DVD. The market was already flooded with bad copies, many from Chinese outlets; the local police in most coastal towns regularly raided warehouses, confiscated the counterfeit products, mostly watches, handbags, CDs and DVDs, and then employed steam rollers to crush the contraband. But Roldan’s copies were so good they could pass off as originals. Apologists for the illegal copiers said that if the new movies were sold at sensible prices, the trade in copies would virtually dry up. That’s not how commerce works, though; anything new gets a high starting price, anticipating a surge in demand from the instant gratification generation.
            “So,” Seb asked, “what has the architect got to do with anything?”  

Pablo Saura came from an extensive family, many of whom found themselves in positions of authority and, naturally, Pablo won the architect tenders for work in small towns up and down eastern Spain. Nepotism is endemic in Spain, and always has been. Thanks to his familial connections, his star was in the ascendant. Unfortunately, as his success grew, the quality of his work declined. Hubris.
            “Tomorrow morning,” I said, “I’ll pay him a visit.”
            “Should I come along?”
            “No, Seb. You don’t want to get involved.”
            He looked askance at me. He knew a little about my methods; they were not always quite within the law. Then he shrugged. “What about Roldan?”
            “Plans are taking shape. I’ll let you know.”
            “There you go again – going all mysterious on me!”
            I laughed. “Must be my secret service training,” I whispered.

It was quiet as I walked along the village street; most of the two-storey buildings were old, in need of fresh plaster or paint. A cock crowed from an inner courtyard. It wasn’t early, gone nine. At the end of the road a white van was parked with rear doors open, its interior displaying wooden trays crammed with bread, empanadas, and ensaimadas. Attired in his white apron, the baker stood on the pavement, filling a wicker basket with loaves. Above, an elderly woman in black leaned over her balcony rail – Señora Barrantes – and called down to him; then she hauled on the rope, tugging the basket up. I passed the baker, exchanged buenos días and turned right, round the corner.
            Across the road, on the left and between two older dwellings, a ruined house stood, windows gaping like empty eyes, its upper storey caved-in. Directly opposite the now derelict building, I stopped and turned, knocked on the facing door. It opened and a bead curtain was swept aside by thin arthritic fingers. “Sí?” an ancient man croaked.
            “Señor Quinto, I’m Leon Cazador. I’ve spoken to your wife.”
            “Yes, yes, come in.” He stood aside to allow me to pass into the hallway, then slammed the door shut. The beads rattled as they settled behind us. He led me along the passage, past two doors, then turned left into a quite large kitchen, its floor covered in russet-coloured tiles. In the middle of the room stood a rough-hewn wooden table, and four matching chairs. An Iberian ham hung from a hook in the ceiling, over the sink, where an old woman stood, hunched back to me. She turned, the side of her face partially sunken, the bone structure crushed.
            Madalena Quinto had been visiting her neighbour, Bonita Ruiz, in the house opposite when the earthquake struck on the afternoon of 11 May 2011. Her friend, Bonita, was buried under the rubble; Madalena survived with a shattered shoulder and face.
            In all, nine died and dozens were injured. It was the worst quake the region had experienced since the 1950s, measuring 5.1 magnitude. The experts labelled it “moderate”, though those affected saw it differently. Ancient structures were seriously damaged, including the historical Espolón Tower of Lorca Castle, the Hermitage of San Clemente and the Convent of Virgen de Las Huertas. As this occurred two months to the very day after the devastating Japanese earthquake and tsunami, it was understandable that fears over further cataclysmic events increased the potential for panic.
            The wheels of the law, the courts and the village administration grind slowly. Madalena Quinto accused architect Pablo Saura of negligence when designing the second storey extension of her friend Bonita’s house. It’s a common sight, single storey homes being extended upwards. Naturally, planning permission and inspections should be the norm; that’s in the ideal world. Kickbacks to town planners and officials sometimes skirt these safety essentials. Perhaps if an earthquake had not occurred, then the new second storey might not have collapsed? Two other extensions in the village, designed by Saura, had suffered from serious structural defects and cracks.
            The upshot of it was that Saura was due to appear in court in two months’ time. Saura’s argument was that his design was sound; the blame lay with the builders. The plans were impounded, pending the case.
            She moved away from the sink and settled in a chair. I sat opposite, elbows on the table.
            “He will wriggle free,” she wheezed. The bones of her chest had suffered trauma too.
            “He will become a penitent, have no fear, Dona Quinto,” I assured her.
            Time for the architect to meet Carlos Ortiz Santos.

He answered on the second ring. “Saura.”
            “Señor, you don’t know me, but I have a friend in the judiciary who might help you in your present difficulty. The word is that your architect’s plans will go against you…”
            “Who is this?”
            “I am called Carlos Santos, and...”
            “You’re right, I don’t know you.” His tone and the pause that followed hinted that he was about to hang up.
            “The plans,” I said rapidly, “they can be altered to help your case, señor…”
            Silence. But he must have heard; the connection hadn’t clicked off.               
            “What are you implying, Señor Santos?”
            “Perhaps we could meet to discuss the subject further. I can recommend a quiet place, where we wouldn’t be disturbed.”
            “I would rather…”
            “Señor, this is a delicate matter. I wish to preserve my anonymity. I have a safe house… it is not far from your office, as it happens…”
            I heard paper being shifted. “I won’t be free until 4p.m.”
            “That is fine.” I told him the address.
            “I know it. As you say, not far.”
            “Bring five thousand euros – the first half, to show good faith.”
            “Five thou… And that’s just half… Ten altogether?”
            “Your career, it is worth more than that, surely?”
            “Why, yes, of course it is, but…”
            “Remember, Señor Saura, the case against you is liable to ruin your career, should it prevail…”
            “Yes… I will be there…”
            I hung up. First phase complete: architect drawn in.
           
To be concluded tomorrow…

           

             




Friday, 26 September 2014

Saturday Story - 'Test Nerves'

Some years ago, in the 1970s, while I was still breaking into commercial short story writing, my friend Neil Robson came up with a handful of story plots for me to use. I agreed to write them if we went 50:50 on any sale.

At the time, I was writing as Platen Syder. As these stories were not entirely my own creation, we decided to adopt another penname. Our first sale was ‘The Courier’ and the byline was Jon Teiffort. Yes, it was a simple anagram of Joint Effort.  The following tale didn’t see publication until some years later, in fact, and I adjusted the byline just a little:

 
TEST NERVES
 
Ford Escort - Wikipedia commons


Jon F. Teifort

 
With great care, Emma Fayne slowly eased the sparkling clean Escort alongside the kerb and as she switched off the engine she felt the butterflies in her stomach do another somersault.  Even though she had parked quite neatly, she was anxious.  She sneaked a sidelong glance at her instructor.

He smiled and that restored her confidence. ‘No need to be nervous, Miss Fayne. I’ll just nip inside, if you’ll wait here.’

‘Thanks.’ She swallowed and wiped her moist palms. ‘I’ll do my best.’

‘Good. We’ll get you through!’ He slid out and strode purposefully into the dreary driving test centre. Frosted windows above the first floor proclaimed that other businesses shared the office building.

As she stood by the car bonnet, she noticed a policeman strolling along the pavement and suddenly tried not to worry about her new dress blowing in the slight breeze. A deep-throated voice from behind startled her: ‘Waiting for your test, Miss – ?’

‘Fayne,’ she supplied automatically.

‘Ah, yes,’ he said, peering through tortoise-shell spectacles. ‘I just thought you didn't look too well.’

Emma forced a smile. ‘A little nervous, that’s all.’

He eyed a yellow Volvo parked on a double yellow line. ‘What’s the number of that car the policeman’s standing beside?’ he asked rather curtly.

She gave the number hesitantly, now quite upset at his incivility.

‘Right, Miss Fayne, let’s get started,’ he said, as though he had no time for nervous candidates.

He peered over his shoulder. ‘Move off as soon as you’re ready. Turn first left after that pelican crossing.’

No such thing as a please, she noted irritably.

Moistening her lips, Emma mentally ran through the sequence with ease, born of repetition. Handbrake still on. Gear in neutral. Switch on – first time!  She sighed thankfully. All clear behind, into gear, brake off – another quick check behind, indicator on – and away we go.

As she passed the crossing and neared the junction she marvelled at herself. No mistakes! With the way she felt – and the examiner’s manner didn’t help, either! – she found this hard to believe.

At the junction’s STOP sign she braked to a halt. Her dress had ridden up her thighs but she fought off an urge to pull the material down: she had no wish to distract the examiner and didn’t want him thinking she was more concerned over her appearance than the test.

They seemed to be at the junction an age and he was betraying signs of impatience, tapping his fingers on his briefcase. Then, at last, a reasonable gap presented itself and she moved off, effortlessly meeting the speed of the traffic stream.

‘Turn right into the high street, at the next junction, please.’

Good heavens, a ‘please’, would you believe? I’m winning him over with my superior car-­handling, she thought.

Her right turn was quite good, if perhaps a little sluggish on the pull-off.

She was beginning to relax. They were heading for the de-populated part of town. Should be no trouble reversing there.

She approached the traffic-lights in the inside lane. Just ahead trundled an old VW Golf on the outside.

The shrill siren startled her!

Wide-eyed, she spotted the flashing blue light of the police car in her rear-view mirror.

In an instant the patrol car swept past.

But the elderly driver of the VW must have panicked. He pulled in.

Emma’s heart lurched as the ancient vehicle veered towards her lovely clean unblemished car! Her foot rammed down on the brake-pedal.

Tyres screeched.

She’d done it – emergency braked in time!

There was a resounding crash from the rear. The wind was thrust out of her by the jerk of the seat-belt and the juddering motion of the car.

The driver following had been too close and he hadn’t braked in time.

She was aware of her examiner swearing, then she blacked out.

***

Beside her bed stood a police constable, a young nurse, and a man with a moustache who leaned over solicitously. ‘I’m Detective Inspector Stokes.’

‘The gentleman with me,’ she said tremulously, ‘is he all right?’

‘Yes – and now safely locked up!’

‘But... it wasn’t his fault... The old gent in that Volks–’

‘I’m afraid your examiner was anything but, Miss Fayne. He’d just robbed Manny Goldberg – his office is over the test centre.’

‘Robbed? But he seemed so plausible.’

‘You were made use of by a very cunning man, Miss. On leaving the building he must’ve noticed PC Bennett here beside his parked Volvo. He didn’t relish being stopped for a parking offence with the stolen money on him, so he quick-wittedly posed as your examiner.’ DI Stokes looked grim. ‘It’s a fair bet your test route would’ve soon led into the country. And, once there, well...’

Emma paled. ‘Then, my accident... was lucky?’

‘Yes, Miss. And I think that but for your test nerves you might’ve noticed he wasn’t carrying an examiner’s clipboard – only a bulging briefcase!’

 

THE END

 
Previously published in Costa Life Magazine in 2008.

Copyright Nik Morton, 2014

 Note: If you’ve read my story ‘Two Birds with One Stone’ here then you might have noticed that DI Stokes appears in that, too. A very minor hint of continuity!

If you liked this story, you might like my collection of crime tales, Spanish Eye, published by Crooked Cat, which features 22 cases from Leon Cazador, private eye, ‘in his own words’.  He is also featured in the story ‘Processionary Penitents’ in the Crooked Cat Collection of twenty tales, Crooked Cats’ Tales.

 

Spanish Eye, released by Crooked Cat Publishing is available as a paperback and as an e-book.





 

Friday, 15 August 2014

Saturday Story - 'Creation Myth'


CREATION MYTH

  

Nik Morton

 
Sydney harbour, 1870 - Wikipedia commons


Sydney, Australia, 1840

Twirling her parasol, Harriet Brady crossed the dusty street, trying not to look over to her left where the town came to an end. Her face reddened but it had nothing to do with the scorching sun. Against her will, she remembered the first time that she had glanced in that direction, at the ramshackle dwellings. Why couldn’t Mama send one of the shop staff to Mrs Haltwhistle’s to pick up the embroidery, for heaven’s sake! Every Thursday, Harriet had to walk the length of Sydney on this particular errand. Of course, Mama had no reason to alter the routine since Harriet would rather die than explain her confused emotions. Yet she had to admit to feeling quite the lady strolling down the street. It was just this particular end of town that sent uncontrollable shivers through her delicate frame.

            Mrs Haltwhistle ran a busy sweatshop, turning out embroidered table-cloths, handkerchiefs and antimacassars which Mama sold at a tidy profit from her shop, though of course she didn’t call it that, she preferred the much grander name of emporium – Brady’s Emporium. ‘One day, my dear,’ she told Harriet often, ‘I will have a string of emporia all over Australia!’

            Standing in the shade of the balcony above, Harriet furled her parasol and tugged on the bell-pull to the right of the front door, next to the wooden plaque engraved with MRS EMILY HALTWHISTLE, SEAMSTRESS.

            A metal bell clanged inside and in a moment Daisy the maid, wearing a dark grey shift, answered the door.

Daisy curtseyed and said, ‘Mrs Haltwhistle is expecting you, Miss Brady.’ Every week, that was all that she ever said.

            At each visit Harriet deliberately had to drag her eyes away from Daisy’s pockmarked cheeks and her lazy left eye. Poor mite, she thought, and followed Daisy along the cool dark passage, her shoes clattering on the wooden boards; Daisy made no sound, as she was bare-foot.

            The building was two-storey, with a balcony running all round the second floor and this was where Mrs Haltwhistle welcomed Harriet. The small wicker table was set for two, the porcelain plates and cups glinting in the shade of the overhanging roof. A plate of sponge cakes was in the middle, beside a silver teapot.

Those cakes were scrumptious but after tasting one at their first meeting, Harriet had refrained at each subsequent visit because she felt sure her bodice had become far too tight as a result. Indeed, she feared that her clothes must shrink in the wash. It was just too awful. Mama couldn’t afford to buy new garments as she sank all her earnings into more merchandise.

            Mrs Haltwhistle was a stout woman, fashionably wearing a voluminous dress, jacket bodice and leg-of-mutton sleeves, and quite filled the wicker armchair. ‘So nice to see you again, my dear,’ she said, gesturing at the empty chair beside her. Washed-out blue eyes hid behind spectacles. ‘Please sit down and partake of tea with me, why don’t you?’ Her odd phrasing never changed, either.

            This was so tedious, Harriet thought. ‘Thank you.’ She smiled. ‘You are too kind.’

            The chair creaked as Mrs Haltwhistle leaned forward to help herself to another sponge cake. ‘You look the picture of health,’ she said, which was a surprising departure for her.

            ‘I do?’ Harriet daintily lowered her cup. ‘I must admit that I feel just fine.’

            Fingering her spectacles, Mrs Haltwhistle persisted, ‘The heat isn’t bothering you, then?’

            ‘No, of course not, Mrs Haltwhistle.’ Harriet smiled. ‘After all, I am quite acclimated. I have been here four years.’

            Nodding, Mrs Haltwhistle glanced over the balcony baluster. ‘So you have.’

            Despite herself, Harriet followed her hostess’s gaze.

            Sprawling on the edge of town stood thirty or so dwellings made from discarded wood and brick. On a really hot day, if the wind was in the wrong direction, the open sewerage sent a noisome stink into the town. Amidst this squalor sat and lazed around black women and men. A few men were stumbling around, hands clutching rum bottles to their chests. Many of the women shamelessly bared their breasts or brazenly suckled their infants. All of them here tended to wear hand-me-down English clothes that didn’t suit them.

According to Johnny-can-do, their brethren in the outback only wore pigments of paint or scar-tissue and no clothing, information which sent Harriet’s pulse fluttering.

            They were not the popular image of a noble savage, Harriet had thought on first encountering an aborigine when she landed here with her mother in 1826. Yet, she had since revised her opinion and indeed she considered that many of them were handsome, some ruggedly so. Several, she found, were more intelligent than the convict settlers who frequented Mama’s shop. That was where she had first met Johnny-can-do.

            Harriet’s heart trembled now and unwelcome shame washed over her. She felt faint. She almost toppled her teacup as she awkwardly set it down in the saucer. She lifted a hand to her forehead. ‘I am so sorry,’ she whispered, ‘perhaps the heat is affecting me, after all.’

            Mrs Haltwhistle’s small eyes peered over her pince-nez. ‘It isn’t the heat, my dear...’

*

‘A long way back in time,’ Johnny-can-do had said some weeks ago, ‘all the spirits of the earth except one were asleep. The great Father of All Spirits was awake. You always have someone to keep an eye out, don’t you?’ He smiled, exhibiting big white teeth. He was proud of his mastery of English, learned painstakingly in Miss Bellow’s school.

            Harriet was enraptured by this strange creature who resembled a young man yet was something else entirely, something quite magical. She wasn’t in the least embarrassed by his bare chest which glistened with sweat. Now, after four years here, she wasn’t even bothered by seeing half-naked aborigine women. Indeed, it seemed quite natural.

            They were sitting cross-legged near the little creek that ran past the town and into the harbour. Mama was busy, as usual, in her emporium.

            ‘What did the Father of All Spirits do?’ Harriet asked.

            ‘He gently woke the Sun Mother and as she opened her eyes a warm ray of light spread out over the sleeping earth. The Father told her he had work for her. She was to go down to the Earth and wake up the sleeping spirits and give them solid form.’

            Harriet had always loved fairy tales and this sounded like one too. ‘He seems to be a typical man, bossing the woman around,’ she observed.

            ‘That is the natural way of things, Harriet,’ Johnny said.

            ‘I wouldn’t let you order me about,’ she vowed.

            ‘What, not just a little bit?’ he wheedled playfully.

            ‘Well, perhaps just a little, if I liked it.’ She leaned back, her elbows supporting her on the grass. A thought struck her. ‘There aren’t any snakes here, are there?’

            Johnny shrugged and wrinkled his flat nose. ‘Could be. I caught one here last week.’

            Harriet sidled closer to him. ‘You caught a snake?’

            ‘My family, it has to eat.’

            Harriet pulled a face but didn’t move away. He seemed fearless and brave. She shook her head, golden tresses flying free over her shoulders, and dismissed her fanciful thoughts. ‘You were talking about the Sun Mother. She was sent down to the Earth.’

            ‘Before I was interrupted,’ he added.

            She pulled a face at him then settled down to listen, determined not to ask any more questions as she didn’t want to break the thread Johnny was spinning.

            Johnny gestured with both hands, as if encompassing the sky and their surroundings. ‘The Sun Mother glided down and wherever she walked plants grew in her wake and after all her travels she rested in a field, pleased with herself. But there was no rest for her, it seems, as the Father told her to go into the caves and wake the spirits there. She did as he bid and insects fled from the caves to populate the earth, many mingling with her flowers in the field. She told all her creatures to enjoy the wealth of the earth and to live peacefully with one another. Satisfied, she rose into the sky and became the sun.

            ‘When the Sun Mother departed in the west, the living creatures were afraid, fearing that the end of time had come, but eventually she appeared from the east and they got used to the regularity of her coming and going. The creatures lived together peacefully until, sadly, envy crept into their hearts and they began to argue.

            ‘Distressed, the Sun Mother came down again to make the peace. Then she gave each creature the power to change their form to whatever they liked. This was not a good decision; she was not pleased. Rats changed into bats and there were giant lizards and fish with blue tongues and feet. And hares that carried their young in pouches and hopped great distances - you call them kangaroo.) The oddest creature had the bill of a duck, teeth for chewing and a tail like a beaver’s.’

‘That’s the platypus!’ she exclaimed, unable to resist interrupting.

‘Yes, it is.’

‘Sorry, go on...’

‘I will,’ he said mock-sternly. ‘The Sun Mother decided she must create new creatures and gave birth to two children, the Morning Star and the Moon, who gave birth in turn to two children who were sent to Earth.

            ‘They became our ancestors,’ Johnny said, smiling. ‘The Sun Mother made us superior to the animals because we have a part of her mind and will never want to change our shape.’

*

Changing shape - that was the problem, Harriet now knew as she left Mrs Haltwhistle’s in a daze. Under her arm was a brown paper bundle of embroidered material.

My shape is changing, she told herself again.

Mrs Haltwhistle had tried to be delicate about it.

While Johnny-can-do talked of his people’s creation myths, they had lain together and procreation had occurred.

As she felt her tight waistline she knew it was no myth.

            I am ruined, she thought, and carried the parcel down into the shantytown where Johnny-can-do lived.

This must be her life now because she would not consider Mrs Haltwhistle’s option: ‘I know someone who can get rid of the little blighter for you.’

            God help me, Harriet thought, but my child will not live in this godforsaken shanty town! But it will live.

Her heart tumbled as she saw Johnny-can-do. He had seen her too and he waved, his face lighting up with a huge grin.

            Harriet walked up to him and grabbed his hand. ‘Come with me, Johnny,’ she urged. ‘We’re leaving. Going inland. I’m setting up my own shop and we will live as man and wife.’

 
***

Previously published in The New Coastal Press, 2010.

 Copyright Nik Morton, 2014.

Note: The original didn’t begin with the place and date explained, as that becomes evident in the story’s telling, but I thought it was appropriate here!

If you liked this story, you might like my collection of crime tales, Spanish Eye, published by Crooked Cat, which features 22 cases from Leon Cazador, private eye, ‘in his own words’.  He is also featured in the story ‘Processionary Penitents’ in the Crooked Cat Collection of twenty tales, Crooked Cats’ Tales.

Saturday, 9 August 2014

Saturday Story - 'Tiers of Sorrow'

Sometimes, the fact that there’s a ghost in the story is meant to be a surprise. At other times, it is obvious from the outset; the latter type of story can easily fit into an anthology of ghost stories; the former can’t, since its inclusion alone spoils that surprise. Last week’s and this week’s tales fall into the latter category. I have written a few ghost stories that are not obvious, so if or when they appear here, you’ll get no warning.

I hope you like the humour – it was a difficult piece, to balance the humour with a serious and tragic subject. And of course the title is a play on words...

 

TIERS OF SORROW


 
Nik Morton

  

I never believed in ghosts. Until I became one.

            After a long holiday I returned to my old haunts. Or, rather, haunt in particular, the renovated Victorian warehouse that served as home to an artistic couple, Alice and Jeff. They talked about getting married but never got around to it. Foolishly, they reckoned they had all the time in the world. So much for Carpe Diem!

            They’d owned the place about two years and had no idea I existed – even in an ethereal sense. Some people – most people – just aren’t sensitive enough. I don’t mean sensitive in a precious way. This is something to do with the sixth sense, which, contrary to scientific pontificating, does exist. Cats and dogs are notably very sensitive, and even horses can detect manifestations of the spirit world.

Unlike my tenants, I seem to have all the time in the world. In one form or another, I’ve been around for almost 169 years. I was born on 25 July 1834, the day Samuel Taylor Coleridge died and I became a ghost on 18th December 1865. Ironically, on the day that America abolished slavery I was chained to this ghostly existence, seemingly forever.

            This two storey building has large rooms with Turkish rugs covering the varnished floorboards, a divan which wouldn’t be amiss in a bordello, a mahogany round table and matching chairs, and the omniscient eye of a television – a magical invention.  The bathroom is enormous, tiled with cork and mirrors, with a round bath and Jacuzzi.

            The place looked neglected. I’d been away about two months – one doesn’t precisely measure time when there’s a surfeit of it. Cobwebs abound, the windows grime-laden. Daylight hardly seeped through the high windows or skylight, making it a dark, sombre place, in complete contrast to the time when I went away, when it was all bright and cheerful, with their paintings adorning every wall. Alice painted colourful landscapes while Jeff indulged in nubile maidens in lush jungles, the flora vibrant with colour.

            “Who the hell are you?” It was Alice’s voice, coming from the bathroom doorway. “What are you doing here?”

            At that moment a shaft of sunlight percolated through a smear on a high window. It revealed Alice, or the semblance of her. I recognised the long blonde tresses, the rather too large mouth and furrowed brow. She was wearing a diaphanous night dress. I could see the flesh beneath, and the bones beneath the flesh…

            “My God!” I exclaimed. “You’re a ghost!”

            She screamed, probably realising that I was one too.

 ***

I’ve never been haunted before. It was a strange feeling. No matter how much you might empathise, until you’ve experienced it, you don’t know what it’s like. I remembered the few previous tenants who had been able to perceive me. This, probably, was what they felt at our first introduction. Of course, I had quickly put them at their ease, but that first feeling of shock was quite something, to use the modern vernacular.

            I held up a mollifying hand. Fortunately, it wasn’t attached to chains or carrying my head. (Some ghosts seem to go over the top). “Don’t worry, I won’t hurt you!”

            “Where’d you come from?” she asked.

            “On holiday. A break from here.”

            “But – but ghosts can’t – they’re – I’m tied to this place, where I killed myself!”

            Oh, dear. With everything to live for and she kills herself! “There are different kinds of ghosts, and different tiers of sorrow, my dear.”

            Her face appeared angry. Not suffused with colour – which would be impossible in her present state but a darker hue of grey. “You mean I’m stuck here while you can swan off anywhere you like?”

            “I’ve been around a while, picked up a few things. As the years pass by, you find you can travel to any place you visited while alive. It helps break the monotony.”

            “Can you teach me?”

            “Bored already?”

            That dark grey look again!

            “Well, I suspect you’ll find it impossible until you move up a tier or two.”

            “You mentioned that before. What tier?”

            I shrugged. The more we spoke, the stronger we appeared to each other visually. As if gaining substance because of belief in each other’s existence. I had noticed this a few times encounters with other ghosts, good and bad but nothing so strong. Perhaps it was something to do with the place. There were echoes of my death here, and now hers. “Time translates into tiers of ability. Unfortunately, from your viewpoint, you’ve got some way to go. A kind of apprenticeship, if you like.”

“I don’t like!”

“There’s nothing you can do about it. That’s life – or, rather, the cost of being a ghost. That’s all.”

            “That’s all? That’s all!” She stood, clenching and unclenching her fists. I could picture her throwing plates and mugs at Jeff. Theirs had been a strong, passionate relationship. It broke my heart to realise she must be twenty-eight and would always be that age now.

            “Why did you do it?” I asked, suddenly.

            “What?” She was taken aback by my change of tack.

            “Take your life. It’s so precious a gift, to be savoured in all its vicissitudes.”

            “You some kind of ancient mariner, a poet or something? Killed because your verse didn’t scan?”

            “No.” I was surprised at her uncanny reference to Coleridge’s famous creation and a little shocked at her waspish tongue. Of course, she’d not changed simply because she’d died. “You’re naturally upset –”

            “Upset? I’m livid!” She stamped into the lounge, looked around. “This place is filthy!”

            “You never seemed to care when you were alive.”

            “How would you know?” Then she realised: “You were here all the time, while Jeff and I – “

            I smiled to myself and lied: “I didn’t look.”

            Alice sat on the divan, head in her hands – still attached to her neck, I hasten to add. Happily she wasn’t that histrionic!

            Slowly, with an enchanting hangdog appeal in her eyes, she looked up. “Where is he?”

            “I don’t know, but I can find out. A few neighbourhood ghosts owe me.”

            She grinned. “You’re cute, you know?”

            “I’ve heard the expression before – usually concerning pets and other creatures.”  I didn’t feel cute – especially in my black frock-coat, breeches and buckle-shoes. I felt like a fugitive from a Dickens novel.

           ***

“There are different tiers of ghosts. Like angels, that sort of thing, a kind of hierarchy,” I tried to explain the next day. “The tier a ghost belongs to depends on the circumstances of the person’s death, the reasons for the spirit being trapped between life and after-life, roaming until some blessed relief.”

            “I suppose I’m on the bottom tier, then?”

            I shrugged and caused cold air to waft the curtains: motes of dust danced in a solitary sunbeam. “Some ghosts are so powerful, they haunt their allotted place for centuries. Others, the majority, last merely a year or two and fade away, neither here nor there, lost forever.”

            “Is that why there doesn’t seem to be many ghosts about?” she asked, gesturing around with her arms.

            I smiled. “Right. The world would be pretty crowded, otherwise.” Just the persistent ones survive, I thought, those terribly wronged. Like me.  

 ***

The news didn’t take long in coming. “We’ve found Jeff.”

            Her eyes lit up at mention of his name, then clouded over. “I suppose he’s at his mate’s place. Dave’s. He ruined his marriage with a one-night stand, the idiot!”

            “Yes, Dave did, but neither he nor his wronged wife committed suicide over it!” It was out before I could prevent it.

            And she laughed, the familiar tinkling sound I remembered. “Touché, I think! Serves me right.”

            “He was at Dave’s, but they had a blazing row.”

            “What? They never argued –”

            “Jeff said Dave was a fool to throw away his marriage. Told him to crawl back to his wife.”

            “Jeff said that?”

            “Yes. Then he packed and left.”

            A worried look came into her eyes. Concern. Even fear.

            “He walked the streets most of last night.”

            Alice breathed a sigh of relief.

            “He’s here now–”

The front door opened.

            Jeff was a shadow of his former self – not as much as Alice was, obviously – but these weeks of bereavement, guilt and anguish had taken their toll. He slouched into the room, dropping his rucksack.

            “Can he see us?” Alice whispered.

            “No, he doesn’t have the gift. And he can’t hear us, either, so there’s no need to whisper.”

            “He looks awful.”

            “Yes, he does. No sleep, no heart because it’s broken–”

            “But he betrayed our love –”

            “He regretted it the next morning, said he was sorry. He meant it, you know.”

            “How do you know all this? You were on holiday!”

            “Listen.”

            We could hear Jeff talking to himself or, rather, to dead Alice. “God, how I wish I’d been stronger, Alice. I shouldn’t have stormed out and left you like that… I couldn’t reason with you, though, never could when you got your temper up… I loved you, always will… And now you’re gone…”

He sobbed.

            I glanced at Alice. She was quite moved by his confession. Ghosts can’t cry, but I swear she was blinking back non-existent tears.

            “Can’t I help him?” She paced in front of Jeff, eyeing me beseechingly. “I didn’t mean for any of this to happen! It was a dreadful mistake. I’ll regret it to my dying day – I mean, for all eternity!”

            “You can help him by being here, taking on his pain.”

            She stood in front of him as he poured his heart out and her ethereal form seemed to waver and grow dim as the man’s tears ran. It was as if his words hit her, she kept staggering back.

            After a while, she pleaded, “Jeff, stop torturing yourself! It was my life and I wasted it! Don’t make me waste yours too! Forgive me, please!” She touched his tears and they sparkled for an instant.

He shivered as with a sudden chill.

            Slowly, he stood up and wiped his face.

He glanced around as he came out of his cathartic reverie and saw a painting in a dark corner: it was a landscape by Alice over which he’d painted a nude sitting of her. As he went across to it, clouds moved or the sky turned or the earth moved and light streamed through the skylight and illuminated the picture. Alice’s eyes in the picture seemed to glow, reflecting on his face.

            He held it up and said, “I can forgive you for leaving me like you did. I guess I must get on with my life... But I’ll always remember you.”

            The light grew quite intense and I turned to see the mere wisps of what remained of Alice floating up into the white light. That was quick – so much for working through different tiers! Already, she was going on to a better place.

            I envied her such an early release.

            Jeff picked up his rucksack and walked out of the building, with the picture under his arm.

            I wondered what the new tenants would be like.
 

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Previously published in Telmicro Media Magazine, 2007.

Copyright Nik Morton, 2014

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If you liked this story, you might like my collection of crime tales, Spanish Eye, published by Crooked Cat, which features 22 cases from Leon Cazador, private eye, ‘in his own words’. 
 
He is also featured in the story ‘Processionary Penitents’ in the Crooked Cat Collection of twenty tales, Crooked Cats’ Tales.