Hilarious Holiday complaints-02

Lighten the mood, perhaps, with a selection of holiday complaints gleaned from the twitter account @HolidayComplain.

Complaints made by British travellers while abroad (I don't know if they were true, but if they were on Twitter they must be, no?):

• Our jug of sangria didn't have a wide-ranging fruit selection in it.
• The bottle of shampoo provided at the hotel was clearly meant for midgets
• It should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.
• The beans on my Full English breakfast definitely were not Heinz.
• We went to Turkey and there was far too many Turkish people for my liking.